The New International Satan is the best possible thing The New International Satan could think of to do with any and all of The New International Satan's free time. The New International Satan even devoted time to itself that was previously not free (see Mike Dunn's constantly updated resume).

The New International Satan was formed during a blitzkrieg of song writing in the Summer of 2007. It's members have previous experience as photographers, waiters, Filex employees and professional ice skating instructors. Mike Dunn is the One Man Apocalypse on drums while Stephen Baney holds it down on bass like the Autodestructor. Crills Wilson has evil talent at writing meaningful/less lyrics and so it has come to be.

Philadelphia Weekly's Doug Wallen Says:

Hailing from Exton, a mall-scarred wasteland just next to West Chester, the memorably titled trio the New International Satan have been together only since last summer but already have an album—Bring Your Gun—under their suburban belts. Happily smudging piss-take bar rock, rumbling punk and smartass power-pop, the guys sing over spidery reverb about stapling their hands together (“Sticcatolator”), taking aim at robots that look like zombies (“Brains and Wires”) and dealing with bloody gore (the horn-kicked “A Hot Mess”). The band’s weedy juvenilia is more fun than it has any right to be.